The difference between Morning wood and Piss proud


Morning wood is also noun with the meaning: an erection that a man has upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams.

Piss proud is also adjective with the meaning: having an erection when waking from sleep or, more generally or metaphorically, a false or "empty" erection.

check bellow for the other definitions of Morning wood and Piss proud

  1. Morning wood as a noun (informal):

    An erection that a man has upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams.

  1. Piss proud as an adjective (British, vulgar):

    Having an erection when waking from sleep or, more generally or metaphorically, a false or "empty" erection.

  2. Piss proud as an adjective (British, vulgar):

    (by extension) Falsely proud, implying an outward display of success or virility belies a dubious reality.

  3. Piss proud as an adjective (British, pejorative, dated):

    Denoting an old man who marries a young woman, implying the only erection he could muster would be prompted by the bladder.

  4. Piss proud as an adjective (rare):

    Paruretic.

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